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The EOS-1Ds Mark II is a very nice camera, 16.7 megapixels, 35mm CMOS sensor, almost $7,000. This is the elite of digital cameras. Canon describes the body of the camera as…

Durable Magnesium Alloy Body: The EOS-1Ds Mark II meets the demands of professional field photographers. Lightweight and highly rigid, its magnesium alloy chassis & external covers (top, front, rear & memory card slot covers) contribute to excellent durability and electromagnetic shielding. Moving parts are tightly sealed to ensure water and dust resistance on a par with the EOS-1Ds.

What Canon is really saying…

Our Armageddon Hide armour plating will ensure protection from even the fires of Hell itself. No foul Demons from the Pit will tarnish your images of our final days.¹

I soooo want one. Anyone need a kidney? I’ll sell mine for $7,000.

_{[1]: As said by Jon “Salty” Hall.}

Now, theres been this testing floating around on the internet. Its quite simple, and gives surprising results. Up front, I’m going to tell you, the test means nothing. Take it here. Do not continue reading what I wrote until you take the test and have your answer.

Taken it? Good.

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Cowboy Bebop: Vice City

George Washington: “I heard that guy, had like, 30 goddamn dicks!”