Ad Terras Per Aspera

Now, theres been this testing floating around on the internet. Its quite simple, and gives surprising results. Up front, I’m going to tell you, the test means nothing. Take it here. Do not continue reading what I wrote until you take the test and have your answer.

Taken it? Good.

Okay, so as you already know, if you answered Red Hammer, you’re in the 98%. Well, that isn’t entirely true. The split conforms to the 90/10 rule. So, if you didn’t answer Red Hammer, you’re closer to the top 10% than the top 2%; if you did, you’re in the bottom 90%. What the 10% actually signifies, I don’t know.

Now, I’ve given this test, independantly, to about a hundred people over IRC and private chat. The results are slightly skewed because I know lots of weird people.

That said, the most popular non-Red Hammer answers are: Blue Wrench, Black Hammer, Blue Hammer, and Yellow Knife. If you answered one of those, don’t worry, you still conform somewhat.

If you answered any color besides Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Orange, Pink, White, or Black; or any tool besides Wrench, Hammer, Screwdriver, Knife, Saw, Pliers, or Rob Levin: you thought too much before answering.

And, if you want to know, I’m a Blue Pliers.