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Really, my blog posts write themselves.

The conspiratorially minded think that this update is just an effort on DirecTV’s part to get them to buy receivers with PVRs built in. A DirecTV representative responds “I can absolutely say this is not a tactic to get people to switch over to another receiver,” which is just the sort of thing you’d expect them to say if there were a conspiracy.

Yup, and its all apart of the Trilateral Commission’s plot involving Girl Scout Cookies and stolen nuclear weapons from Russia.